Aussie Open | Questions, Queries & Banter

[Socksyy]

Im lovin it already :lol:

 

[matty_moo_moo]

Re: Aussie Open | Questions & Queries

I haven't spoken to you guys but I feel honoured to even be streaming these prestigious games. I will of course bad mouth any Australian players and talk up the Kiwis. Don't take it personally, just business <3

Guess I'll have to make time so I can **** talk any and all Kiwis for being Kiwis.

Bring it on Helenical This tourny is gonna be ****ing great. Unsure whether or not the gameplay or the banter between casters and such is gonna be the best part.

Also how the f*** did Salad nail Aussie lingo so well? Did he smash his face into the keyboard or...?

 

[Nonsensical]

Re: Aussie Open | Questions & Queries

I haven't spoken to you guys but I feel honoured to even be streaming these prestigious games. I will of course bad mouth any Australian players and talk up the Kiwis. Don't take it personally, just business <3

Guess I'll have to make time so I can **** talk any and all Kiwis for being Kiwis.

Bring it on Helenical This tourny is gonna be **** great. Unsure whether or not the gameplay or the banter between casters and such is gonna be the best part.

Also how the f*** did Salad nail Aussie lingo so well? Did he smash his face into the keyboard or...?

Drunk Aussies sound like Kiwis, so I guess all he needs to do is get drunk and smash his face into a keyboard to sound like a Kiwi.

 

[matty_moo_moo]

Re: Aussie Open | Questions & Queries

Drunk Aussies sound like Kiwis, so I guess all he needs to do is get drunk and smash his face into a keyboard to sound like a Kiwi.

K, two things wrong with that. 1, completely false. 2, doesn't reaaaaaally answer my question does it

 

[Nonsensical]

Re: Aussie Open | Questions & Queries

Drunk Aussies sound like Kiwis, so I guess all he needs to do is get drunk and smash his face into a keyboard to sound like a Kiwi.

K, two things wrong with that. 1, completely false. 2, doesn't reaaaaaally answer my question does it

Drunk [linethru]Aussies[/linethru]South Africans sound like Kiwis, so I guess all he needs to do is get drunk and smash his face into a keyboard to sound like a Kiwi.

That better?

Obviously Salad is an honorary Aussie who doesn't have to do anything in particular, other than hang out with the coolest people on earth - Aussies.

 

[matty_moo_moo]

Coolest? Ironic since most of your country is a desert

 

[iViktorius]

Coolest? Ironic since most of your country is a desert

"A desert is a barren area of land where little precipitation occurs and consequently living conditions are hostile for plant and animal life. The lack of vegetation exposes the unprotected surface of the ground to the processes of denudation. About one third of the land surface of the world is arid or semi-arid. This includes much of the polar regions" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert

What has deserts got to do with it being ironic?

 

[GmanStreams]

Coolest? Ironic since most of your country is a desert

"A desert is a barren area of land where little precipitation occurs and consequently living conditions are hostile for plant and animal life. The lack of vegetation exposes the unprotected surface of the ground to the processes of denudation. About one third of the land surface of the world is arid or semi-arid. This includes much of the polar regions" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert

What has deserts got to do with it being ironic?

Mr scientiiiiist

 

[smarthy_]

Let's be real, this isn't the "Aussie Open", this is the "Aussie vs. Kiwi Classic" 8-)

 

[Manu]

Let's be real, this isn't the "Aussie Open", this is the "Aussie vs. Kiwi Classic" 8-)

Where do you put the Tazzies in all of this ? :lol:

 

[robo]

Let's be real, this isn't the "Aussie Open", this is the "Aussie vs. Kiwi Classic" 8-)

Where do you put the Tazzies in all of this ? :lol:

no one cares about the tassies DansGame

 

[matty_moo_moo]

Coolest? Ironic since most of your country is a desert

"A desert is a barren area of land where little precipitation occurs and consequently living conditions are hostile for plant and animal life. The lack of vegetation exposes the unprotected surface of the ground to the processes of denudation. About one third of the land surface of the world is arid or semi-arid. This includes much of the polar regions" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert

What has deserts got to do with it being ironic?

Oh yes excuse me, I forgot that we were introducing technicalities into friendly banter. Especially since I feel like it was quite clear that the joke was "Deserts are hot" which is awfully similar to the temperature in Australia! If you would prefer me to have said "Coolest? Ironic, since your country is ****ing hot" then I would gladly have said that! However, I feel like you knew what the joke was implying. Kinda confused now why you posted that then

 

[Nonsensical]

Coolest? Ironic since most of your country is a desert

"A desert is a barren area of land where little precipitation occurs and consequently living conditions are hostile for plant and animal life. The lack of vegetation exposes the unprotected surface of the ground to the processes of denudation. About one third of the land surface of the world is arid or semi-arid. This includes much of the polar regions" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert

What has deserts got to do with it being ironic?

Oh yes excuse me, I forgot that we were introducing technicalities into friendly banter. Especially since I feel like it was quite clear that the joke was "Deserts are hot" which is awfully similar to the temperature in Australia! If you would prefer me to have said "Coolest? Ironic, since your country is **** hot" then I would gladly have said that! However, I feel like you knew what the joke was implying. Kinda confused now why you posted that then

You saying hot people in a cool land? Because THAT I would agree with. Except for robo.

 

[matty_moo_moo]

But Robo is Kreygasm Helenical

 

[Nonsensical]

Glitched doublepost.

 

[Nonsensical]

But Robo is Kreygasm Helenical

He's all yours.

 

[matty_moo_moo]

ops:

 

[robo]

But Robo is Kreygasm Helenical

He's all yours.

Hear that matty? I've got a hall pass!

 

[matty_moo_moo]

hahahahahahahahaha quality call