If well-known players were units in Age of Empires, it would only be fitting that they matched their playstyles, wouldn't it?
Daut would be a war elephant. He likes to play it slow and boom, but when he gets going, he's very hard to stop.
Chris would be a mangudai. Avoiding conflict when it's disadvantageous, only to emerge with every upgrade in the game.
Riut would be an elite eagle warrior. Very fast and dangerous, and tends to swarm with sheer numbers when his opponent tries to boom.
The Viper would be a plumed archer. Fast, devious an micro-intensive, able to strike at a moment's notice and withdraw immediately. Able to level a disadvantage with some well-timed blows.
Tim would be a wall of elite Teutonic knights in a trash war against Viper.
Mr. Yo would be a siege ram. Pushes slowly, but steadily.
Barry would be a crossbowman. If Barry were Spanish, he would monk rush and convert crossbowmen, just so he could do proper archer micromanagement.
Ding would be a king.
FeAge would be a woad raider. Reliant on speed, but as fast as they come.
8th Wonder would be an elite huskarl. A wild card that doesn't always batter down the walls, but when he gets in, he can kill anyone.
Tatoh would be a villager, if only because he would still find an unusual way to win the game with them.
MbL would be an elite skirmisher. You underestimate him because you don't think he can't do any damage, but then you mis-micromanage your army and lose them to his counter units. Such a noob!
Membrillo would be a patch of fortified wall. His walling skills on black forest are the stuff of legend, so it is only right that he would find himself personified in mural form!
Northern Pike would be a longswordsman.
Daut would be a war elephant. He likes to play it slow and boom, but when he gets going, he's very hard to stop.
Chris would be a mangudai. Avoiding conflict when it's disadvantageous, only to emerge with every upgrade in the game.
Riut would be an elite eagle warrior. Very fast and dangerous, and tends to swarm with sheer numbers when his opponent tries to boom.
The Viper would be a plumed archer. Fast, devious an micro-intensive, able to strike at a moment's notice and withdraw immediately. Able to level a disadvantage with some well-timed blows.
Tim would be a wall of elite Teutonic knights in a trash war against Viper.
Mr. Yo would be a siege ram. Pushes slowly, but steadily.
Barry would be a crossbowman. If Barry were Spanish, he would monk rush and convert crossbowmen, just so he could do proper archer micromanagement.
Ding would be a king.
FeAge would be a woad raider. Reliant on speed, but as fast as they come.
8th Wonder would be an elite huskarl. A wild card that doesn't always batter down the walls, but when he gets in, he can kill anyone.
Tatoh would be a villager, if only because he would still find an unusual way to win the game with them.
MbL would be an elite skirmisher. You underestimate him because you don't think he can't do any damage, but then you mis-micromanage your army and lose them to his counter units. Such a noob!
Membrillo would be a patch of fortified wall. His walling skills on black forest are the stuff of legend, so it is only right that he would find himself personified in mural form!
Northern Pike would be a longswordsman.