Will you be there for Weekend Warriors tonight?
I'll be pleased if you come tonight, pleased as a porcupine eating popcorn.
I'll be proud if you come tonight, proud as a peacock in a pumpkin parade.
I'll be happy if you come tonight, happy as a honeybadger taking high tea with a hedgehog.
I'll be content if you come tonight, content as an e. coli colony in a glucose saturated substrate.
If that isn't enough to show you why you should come tonight, then know that we are planning on playing with completely new settings and strategies, making your online experience one you won't have anywhere else. Plus, you'll enjoy the casual and fun atmosphere of the games we play. From newbie to expert, all are invited.
We will be hosting the party tonight, Saturday, March 3rd at Voobly, beginning at 5:00 PM, EST, and will continue for several hours. To ensure that many start playing at the same time, here's a time converter you can use, as well as a guide to Playing Online if you need it.
Come check out the Weekend Warriors thread to RSVP. I'll be even more pleased, proud, happy, and content to see you all sign up.
I'll see you on the battlefield! I'll be the one charging through the tundra wastes, kicking up snow and ashes as I trample through your destroyed village.