simple really which moment stands out head and shoulders above the rest and will live with you forever?
i will start it off with my own ops:
was out a run one night and i wasnt feeling the best,so i had to stop half way through or i was gonna poop my pants :lol: , i walked for a few miles with my stomach in absolute knots and i had to dive into a bush and get the knickers down,i was their for around 10 minutes and had the socks off ripped up into about 6 pieces as make shift toilet paper just at that i hear a noise a woman has turned to corner with her dog and lets it off the leash and it makes a b-line for me so it comes into the bush where i was and starts trying to lick my arse and it eats the lot and i mean the lot socks aswell so i look back up to see where the woman is and she is standing above me
she would a beaten usain bolt the speed she took off at,so maybe 5 years later i meet a girl and go and meet her parents and u guessed it.....her mum was the woman who caught me shitting in the woods :lol:
true story!
i will start it off with my own ops:
was out a run one night and i wasnt feeling the best,so i had to stop half way through or i was gonna poop my pants :lol: , i walked for a few miles with my stomach in absolute knots and i had to dive into a bush and get the knickers down,i was their for around 10 minutes and had the socks off ripped up into about 6 pieces as make shift toilet paper just at that i hear a noise a woman has turned to corner with her dog and lets it off the leash and it makes a b-line for me so it comes into the bush where i was and starts trying to lick my arse and it eats the lot and i mean the lot socks aswell so i look back up to see where the woman is and she is standing above me
she would a beaten usain bolt the speed she took off at,so maybe 5 years later i meet a girl and go and meet her parents and u guessed it.....her mum was the woman who caught me shitting in the woods :lol:
true story!