AOE-II DE Who is the greatest noob of 2021? (so far)

[Philippe le Bon]

These players like to type "gg" in ranked games. These gentlemen even get defeated in TGs sometimes.
They don't have more success in tournaments either, they don't win, they don't even make it to the group stage ; they just participate.

That's why we love them, for their perseverence in adversity, for their heroism in defeat.

LET'S ELECT THE BIGGEST NOOB OF THEM ALL!
(votes are anonymous as usual)


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N.B: Most of these knights in shining armor are grouped by country, because of AoEZone restriction of 25 options max per poll.

 

[GmanStreams]

You couldnt win a game against any one of these players if you lived to be a thousand years old phillipe

 

[Philippe le Bon]

You couldnt win a game against any one of these players if you lived to be a thousand years old phillipe

even with the 500 dollars deluxe GL coaching?

 

[miguelzin]

Ive seen shitty topics but this one deserves the award

 

[MrIster24]

What in the sam hell is this thread

What was even going through your mind son

 

[Darknoob]

Im finally winning something mom!!!! look at this poll! <3

 

[GmanStreams]

Im finally winning something mom!!!! look at this poll! <3

Too bad you gotta share prizemoney with AJ

 

[Philippe le Bon]

Too bad you gotta share prizemoney with AJ

don't you worry, noobs ain't greedy

 

[squeak]

Ive seen shitty topics but this one deserves the award

i smell jelaousy not to be included

 

[zShades]

shades not included in the list.
shades ego: STONKS

 

[i_no_english]

Need 'Big Scoob player toxic' in poll

 

[Zbyszek]

@Philippe le Bon where are you on that list?

 

[Philippe le Bon]

shades not included in the list.
shades ego: STONKS

was a close call 11 you improved a lot recently so i let it slip

 

[Rgeadn]

Philippe why aren't you in the list?

 

[Philippe le Bon]

@Philippe le Bon where are you on that list?

alas after all these years of semi-inactivity, i have been overtaken by noobs way more talented than me

they deserve their spot more than i do 1

 

[dave_hun]

I didn't know Modri was russian, I learn something new every day

 

[Rustyiesty]

I didn't know Modri was russian, I learn something new every day

'Can Modri team with Vinchester?'

 

[kaaaai_]

I didn't know Modri was russian, I learn something new every day

I also didn't know that paladin "don't have more success in tournaments either, they don't win, they don't even make it to the group stage ; they just participate" despite being the captain of team China

 

[Degaussed]

My vote goes to

 

[paradox303]

So are we voting for players or the nations?

Big F. Host is massive poll n00b

 

[Pinch3Terneira]

I'm here for _Tomate. You can see him with his low tier webcam in: https://www.twitch.tv/tomateaoe

 

[Philippe le Bon]

i smell jelaousy not to be included

Unfortunately I can't include miguel because he's a strong player now, and he won SY Nations Cup 2017 sooooo

But I'm glad he says my topic deserves the award, I agree 100%

 

[Please_dont_choose_goths!]

The biggest noob i ever saw is OLADUSHEK

 

[OLADUSHEK]

The biggest noob i ever saw is OLADUSHEK

What's wrong with me?

 

[komtan]

fu