Re: Brainless beating Barbie (hardest 1v1)
Barbie doll is often critisised for her idealised slim body. It would give kids a wrong idea of how a woman should look.
The barbie we play with however, is far from slim. Its a real heavyweight, and when playing maps like this forest map her fat ass gets stuck between the trees. A great opportunity to give it a good beating!
A good oldfashioned full scale post imperial war.
map explored - slow speed - victory conquest
by the way, what does it mean when it says "MELTDOWN" ?
Barbie doll is often critisised for her idealised slim body. It would give kids a wrong idea of how a woman should look.
The barbie we play with however, is far from slim. Its a real heavyweight, and when playing maps like this forest map her fat ass gets stuck between the trees. A great opportunity to give it a good beating!
A good oldfashioned full scale post imperial war.
map explored - slow speed - victory conquest
by the way, what does it mean when it says "MELTDOWN" ?
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Military Economy Technology Society Total Brainless 24690 13167 5739 1040 44636 die 15938 15082 6231 910 38161 Barbarian 12355 4456 4782 780 22373 Barbarian 11919 845 5365 390 18519 -
Units killed Units lost Buildings razed Buildings lost Converted Brainless 1130 944 77 5 0 die 701 471 68 11 0 Barbarian 598 770 11 44 4 Barbarian 767 1026 5 101 5 -
Food Wood Stone Gold Trade Tributes Brainless 75686 81312 12059 45278 11016 0/0 die 47786 81074 13351 53504 20631 0/0 Barbarian 39756 64423 5008 29685 1592 25498/2549 Barbarian 54815 46083 2572 39929 954 2549/25498 -
Feudal Castle Imperial Map expl. Research Brainless 00:11:28 00:15:09 00:34:55 100% 47 (50%) die 00:10:39 00:20:16 00:38:25 100% 57 (58%) Barbarian 00:11:24 00:14:56 00:35:31 100% 41 (40%) Barbarian 00:11:24 00:16:13 00:38:13 100% 50 (51%) -
Wonders Castles Relics Relic gold Vill high Brainless 0 8 0 0 184 die 0 7 2 4801 216 Barbarian 0 6 2 3571 186 Barbarian 0 4 0 2038 185
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Feudal Castle Imperial Brainless 00:11:28 00:15:09 00:34:55 die 00:10:39 00:20:16 00:38:25 Barbarian 00:11:24 00:14:56 00:35:31 Barbarian 00:11:24 00:16:13 00:38:13 -
PREGAME CHAT<Brainless> gl<die> you too :)INGAME CHAT[00:00:17] <die> 7[00:01:31] <die> vikings[00:01:32] <die> 9[00:02:22] <die> sorry[00:02:22] <die> ok[00:02:22] <Brainless> np[00:02:22] <Brainless> ok[00:02:22] <die> phone call[00:02:22] <Brainless> Chose to continue the game instead of save and exit.[00:02:22] <die> Chose to continue the game instead of save and exit.[00:02:25] <Brainless> lets wall[00:02:31] <Brainless> and siege behind[00:02:37] <die> ?[00:02:42] <die> ohh ya[00:02:54] <Brainless> they will be strong[00:02:59] <die> 1[00:03:07] <Brainless> many tigers[00:03:17] <die> laag[00:03:39] <die> ohh[00:03:39] <die> ok[00:03:39] <die> lets do it[00:03:39] <die> 14[00:03:39] <Brainless> 1[00:03:39] <Brainless> ok[00:03:39] <die> a min[00:03:39] <die> i have to send some ifo[00:03:39] <die> sec[00:03:39] <die> info[00:04:01] <Brainless> many tigers in middle[00:04:03] <die> 7[00:04:11] <die> heaven[00:04:14] <die> omggggg[00:04:15] <die> sec[00:04:15] <die> ok[00:04:15] <die> ok[00:04:15] <die> 124[00:04:15] <die> 14[00:04:15] <Brainless> 1[00:04:15] <Brainless> im reading a book[00:04:15] <Brainless> meanwhile[00:04:15] <die> sorry again[00:04:15] <die> 11[00:04:15] <Brainless> 11[00:04:15] <die> i made this bainful[00:04:15] <Brainless> ok[00:04:46] <die> 7[00:05:03] <Brainless> 10 tigers[00:06:59] <die> omg tigers[00:18:37] <die> 7[00:19:25] <die> 7[00:19:25] <die> 7[00:24:14] <Brainless> rams coming[00:24:15] <die> 1[00:24:17] <Brainless> wall up[00:28:04] <Brainless> onagers[00:28:12] <die> i will[00:28:12] <Brainless> \[00:28:12] <die> 1[00:28:12] <Brainless> shall i bring?[00:28:12] <Brainless> onagers[00:28:12] <die> ?[00:28:12] <die> 14[00:28:12] <die> some[00:28:12] <die> 1[00:28:12] <die> 1[00:28:12] <die> sec again[00:28:12] <die> i will have to check email[00:28:12] <Brainless> ok[00:28:12] <Brainless> need gold?[00:28:12] <Brainless> you ned[00:28:12] <Brainless> ok[00:28:12] <Brainless> 1[00:28:12] <die> a min[00:28:12] <die> b[00:28:12] <die> ok[00:28:12] <Brainless> Chose to continue the game instead of save and exit.[00:28:12] <die> Chose to continue the game instead of save and exit.[00:32:38] <Brainless> reepair the onagers[00:32:43] <die> 1[00:33:22] <die> hit infront[00:33:26] <die> not on them[00:36:00] <die> stop[00:41:28] <die> damn britons[00:41:37] <Brainless> dont worry[00:45:02] <Brainless> lets trade[00:45:08] <die> ok[00:45:15] <die> ill build here[00:45:21] <die> 7[01:00:29] <Brainless> make more open[01:04:42] <Brainless> 7[01:04:53] <die> 11[01:04:53] <Brainless> wait here[01:04:54] <die> 11[01:04:54] <die> 11[01:05:00] <die> omg[01:05:02] <Brainless> bring onagers first[01:07:54] <Brainless> make room[01:12:19] <die> 9[01:15:10] <die> hit[01:17:18] <die> egals?[01:24:53] <Brainless> 11[01:25:03] <Barbarian> MELTDOWN[01:25:03] <die> 11[01:28:06] <die> 11[01:29:16] <Barbarian> hmm[01:29:23] <Brainless> hmmm[01:29:27] <die> hmmmmmmm[01:29:49] <die> watch[01:29:50] <die> 11[01:29:58] <Barbarian> GG[01:29:58] <Barbarian> gg, well played[01:30:02] <Brainless> gg[01:30:04] * Barbarian resigned[01:30:04] * Barbarian resigned
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