Lmao this is like the mails we write to our clients when we have nothing important to say.
Hey it was good to connect with you the other day. It's been 2 months working with you, and we hope that your experience has been nothing but wonderful. As discussed earlier, we have some more exciting products lined up for you. We will share all details in due time.
Because I don't have anything important to say, but as a media manager, I have to keep sending some BS to you. And you're a complete jackass who would buy anything so suck on this you ediot. And in 2 months when you start following up, I will share another mail making you feel we are working really hard to fulfil all your expectations, while in reality we're playing poker in Vegas with your money you dumbass.