AOE-HD Philippe le Bonobonoob goes smurfing!!

Jul 2, 2013
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That's right niggas

I've taken the Steam Account of my brother to be 1600, then created "1v1 first online game noob please", 5 seconds after four guys joined, I've taken the guy with the highest ELO and the lowest ping...he was 168x. (I'm 1850+ on Steam)

Then I asked with noob orthography ofc "what map u want, what civ etc" (i let the setting by default at first, coastal 3 players map 75 pop etc to be credible), then he said well random map please, random civ. He wanted easy elo 11

Afterwards we play, Migration I was Teuton, he Turks (i thought we both turks till 40 min of the game but whatever). Played very very casual still I know he noob, used TK's instead of pala to troll him, everytime i troll him with noob talk like "what am i winning? srlsy? it's great ^^" "can i attack" etc. he wasn't replying cause he rages a lot 1111111111

=> At the end i was 11000 him 4000, he ragequits, he had no more wood to build even a lc to rebuild a tc and put his very last villager in a corner of the map with his transport 1111111111111111111111111111 then I bring all my galleons in no attack stance and he resign before i can final shot him :frown:((((((

I shoulda make a wonder and pick all the relics instead to win by standard victory and troll him more (while he'll be waiting like audi in a corner of a map with his alone doner kebab male villager) :frown:((




CONCLUSION: Smurfing is great!! I know now why experts smurf, it's so funny. It's also why i put it in expert section, cause now I'm a expert since I smurf :wink:

PEOPLE, PLEASE SMURF SO FUNNY


N.B: Now my brother is 1619 though...I think I'll remake a second game with "second online game please noob noob noob" but after I may not be credible.
Sorry bacgioifro insulting you because u smurf VNS_Fast on CoT, smurfing is funny, and I encourage all AoC players to smurf at least one time in one day of your life
 

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#6
So, u happy of trolling a guy who is 16+ on Steam....I think u like to troll small kids and laugh on them...

Be proud of yourself for that.
 
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no, not small kids, thanks god no i worked for kids in an outdoor center one year ago
only full-grown noobs, with beard and such, because i wanted to do like my asian idols



P.S: usually there is no many kids on Steam for some reasons (need a mobile phone, pay games needed to play, etc.)
 

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It's funny only for who is being the smurf, but for all the other players it is not.

I've already smurfed sometimes, but I stopped with it. I felt sorry for ruining the game of others and disturbing their learning.

My opinion is that smurfs should be harshly penalized. I hope AKA rating stays available for everybody, at least on New Player Lobby, where people should be learning, instead of having others making fun of them.
 
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smurfs are funny come on, imagine if smurf loses? if both players are smurfs and notice during the game? 11

after this noob tournament we should organize an AoC [linethru]best of vietn[/linethru] smurf cup
 

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It's funny only for who is being the smurf, but for all the other players it is not.

I've already smurfed sometimes, but I stopped with it. I felt sorry for ruining the game of others and disturbing their learning.

My opinion is that smurfs should be harshly penalized. I hope AKA rating stays available for everybody, at least on New Player Lobby, where people should be learning, instead of having others making fun of them.
How you can smuf if you are 13++?
 
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tbh i don't care what counts is that he was disqualified for smurfing, rest i don't read

if you're implied in smurfing a little or more than a little it's the same thing for me, we shouldn't even hear the word smurf in a tournament with thousands of dollars for players and viewers respect
 
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tbh i don't care what counts is that he was disqualified for smurfing, rest i don't read

if you're implied in smurfing a little or more than a little it's the same thing for me, we shouldn't even hear the word smurf in a tournament with thousands of dollars for players and viewers respect
He was disqualified for playing in VNS_Fast account before the tourney started. That's not what I'd call smurfing.
 

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