Thief walks into a store. There's a sign on the store: Thieves are bastards and their mamas are fatter than Persian war elephants.
Thief: I might be a thief but I aint a bastard and my mama aint fat. This is injustice. I will steal everything from this store and then say:
Seriously though, if you're not a teenager with pent up issues, you needs to grow up Felix.
Thief: I might be a thief but I aint a bastard and my mama aint fat. This is injustice. I will steal everything from this store and then say:
I can offer the following
Seriously though, if you're not a teenager with pent up issues, you needs to grow up Felix.