It's your big wedding day and you chose an AOE2 player as your bestman/bridesmaid, what do you think they will do on your big day?

[HyunaOP]

Back with these threads again. How would the player you chose be like on your big day?

I'll start.

MbL: lames your bride and gives her the ring instead

 

[dodageka]

DauT: doesn't show up

 

[_Melkor]

DauT: doesn't show up

I was actually about to type the exact the same thing 11

Hera: Prepares a toxic best man speech

 

[amazing_knight]

Viper: Quick walls in the bride to protecc her from your towers.

 

[afkwithyoursis]

DauT: doesn't show up

damn didn't know daut was my dad

 

[HyunaOP]

damn didn't know daut was my dad

 

[sozey_]

Tatoh analyzes your relationship and recommends a different partner who is better for you.

 

[jetseLinkinPark]

Fire shows up without shirt and your bride dumps you and marries Fire immediatly

 

[Elvaenor]

Vivi makes sure there is plenty of bacon present for everyone at the party just to steal it right before they want to eat it. After stealing your bacon he proceeds to create a chaos.

 

[iViktorius]

almost every player nowadays: as soon as the wedding is started, a big wall surrounds the place and nobody uninvited gets in. The ceremony is pretty short, we basically go straight to the Will You Marry... question. The after party is rather nice and long tho.

 

[Dirkjan]

Invite Mbl, but before ask him for input on the music. He doesn't give any feedback.

During the wedding he keeps complaining about the music, 'it's just boom boom boom all the time'

ps. mibble if you think the joke is under the belt im happy to delete it

 

[Deathcounter]

MBL lames the boar that was prepared as lunch

 

[Tuang]

Fire and Stark showed up shirtless.
Bact said "sec" in the middle of ceremony and disappeared for a smoke break.
Invited a 5 piece band called aM. Right away knew they were death metal band because they were screaming furiously at each other the whole time.

 

[buhanisson]

Rubenstock asks someone else to deliver the best mans speech, because he needs to go to the sauna for 20 minutes.

Nili offers to use his apartment for the ceremony, and pays everyones food and drinks.

 

[peterdastehter]

I invite Liereyyy, he does the crazy dance micro PogChamp

also I don't invite Edie, he would steal my wife.

 

[iViktorius]

I invite Liereyyy, he does the crazy dance micro PogChamp

also I don't invite Edie, he would steal my wife.

and your mother and sisters

 

[Lovee]

and your mother and sisters

And himself

 

[zuviss]

I invite heartt offering him free food and tickets, but he doesn't go to my wedding, or any of my friend's weddings, giving no reason why he didnt go; Then complains how much they all sucked for the rest of the year

 

[SuperskinnyBLS]

I invite heartt offering him free food and tickets, but he doesn't go to my wedding, or any of my friend's weddings, giving no reason why he didnt go; Then complains how much they all sucked for the rest of the year

Sounds like a Hearttt thing to do xD

 

[dodageka]

HyunAOP: supposed to have my back, instead asks all my guests to come up with weird scenarios "what would happen if"

 

[Influenza]

fengxin buys prostitutes for all attendees

 

[RogganWololo]

Jupe.

Arrives at the wedding as the best man, but drops the glass of champagne during his toast, spills the champagne on the bride and trips during the dance. Full Titanic wedding.
Meanwhile Rubenstock is there as well, laughing his ass off and making fun of Jupe.

/s

 

[SiFly]

Stiff: Sneaks up on stage to kiss the groom

 

[jive36]

T90 officiates: starts ceremony by saying "For those that don't know marriage is...." long explanation of the history of marriage before mispronouncing the brides name.
Dave is the best man and keeps interjecting to make fun of what random guests are wearing.
Both agree the bride is making a big mistake and throwing the game by going through with the wedding.

 

[amazing_knight]

I invite Joadn.

Bride leaves me for Joadn.