AOE-II Viper_JorDan_23 vs. _MariaN_

[_MariaN_]

So this is a game like one year ago, in a German Tournament, I was luckily with Jordan in one group and I could play against him. The civilisations were set from the beginning and Jordan had to play with Aztecs the whole tourney (and I with Britons). Multani, now as [PiA]Multani13 was watching Jordan. My name in this game was "Ryuzaki" (a Japanese Manga figure).

I played very bad (I was so excited to play against Jordi) so I really sucked, but I think this game is funny to watch. Also the chat log between Jordan and Multani is really funny, so I will post the translated log here.

Note: Reagan who is often mentioned in the log is a German player, and his Voobly account can be found here.

:::::::::::::::::::::: PreChat Game ::::::::::::::::::::::

Viper_JorDan_23: woher hast mei ip ?11 (where did you get my IP?)
<Team> Multani: kennste forward drush? (do you know forward drush?)
Viper_JorDan_23: fu
Multani: :D
Ryuzaki: ^^
Viper_JorDan_23: is ara oda? (is arabia, isn't it?)
Ryuzaki: das ich gegen jordan spiele (that I play against Jordan)
Ryuzaki: 1
Ryuzaki: anzen gegen briten (aztec against britons)
<Team> Multani: hab früher auf arab mit atzen forward drush+ressis einwallen dann fc rams eagles (I did in Arabia with Aztecs forward+drush+wall enemy resources and then FC with rams and eagles)
<Team> Viper_JorDan_23: du sux auch (you suck)
<Team> Multani: gg bevor gegner castle age war^^ (gg before enemy was castle)
<Team> Multani:  :D
<Team> Multani: mach das mal^^ (do it)
<Team> Viper_JorDan_23: wahrscheinlich gegen raegan (perhaps against reagan)
<Team> Multani: ist unterhalt sam (is funny)
<Team> Viper_JorDan_23: da winnst egal was machst (against him doesn't matter what you do, you win)
<Team> Multani: 1
<Team> Multani: :)
Ryuzaki: victory conquest? (victory setting on conquest? (Note: It was set on standard, but on the rules were conquest))
Multani: 111
Multani: das wirds ausmachen (that will make a difference)
Ryuzaki: ja naja
Ryuzaki: gl hf
Viper_JorDan_23: hf

:::::::::::::::::::::: Game Chat ::::::::::::::::::::::

(00:01:43) <All>Viper_JorDan_23: sec
(00:01:43) <All>Ryuzaki: k
(00:01:43) <All>Viper_JorDan_23: rdy?
(00:01:43) <All>Ryuzaki: 1
(00:01:57) Multani: ?
(00:04:17) Multani: hab sogar rec von heute (I have record from today)
(00:04:17) Multani: vom großen trick! (with a big trick)
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: nund?11 (and?)
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: hast fast vs einen verloren der mit 50 pop gespielt hat (you almost lost against someone with only 50 pop)
(00:04:17) Multani: reagan hat sich so schlapp gelacht :D (reagan laughed)
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: gj 11
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: why?
(00:04:17) Multani: weil du was (because you)
(00:04:17) Multani: von trick erzählst (told him the trick)
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: 1
(00:04:17) Multani: und nix passiert (but nothing happened)
(00:04:17) Multani: 111
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: er so (he was like)
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: fwd fail?
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: und ich so (and I was like)
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: zeig dirn trick (I show you are trick)
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: und dann  (and then)
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: fail
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: big fail
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: 1111
(00:04:17) Multani: 1
(00:04:17) Multani: 111
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: oh super lied (oh good song)
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: erm
(00:04:17) Multani: habs aber noch fast verhauen weil ich auf chou cou nous wollte :S (I almost lost, because I wanted to make Chu Ko Nus)
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: ich will ja nicht stressen (I don't want to rush it)
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: aber ich will langsam essen 11 (but I want to eat soon)
(00:04:17) Multani: xd
(00:04:17) <All>Ryuzaki: gleich (moment)
(00:04:17) Multani: taktisches ko (tactics)
(00:04:17) Multani: wehe du gibst auf (don't resign)
(00:04:17) Multani: und wirst 2. (and you get second)
(00:04:17) Multani: dann müssen wir gegeneinander (then we have to play)
(00:04:17) Multani: 111
(00:04:17) <All>Ryuzaki: sra
(00:04:17) <All>Ryuzaki: sry
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: 7
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: gogo?
(00:04:17) <All>Ryuzaki: musste hin und her anrufen (I had to make dozen of phone calls)
(00:04:17) <All>Ryuzaki: ok
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: PASST
(00:04:17) Viper_JorDan_23: gogo
(00:04:17) <All>Ryuzaki: jemand noch da? (somebody still alive?)
(00:04:17) <All>Viper_JorDan_23: gogo
(00:04:17) Multani: mach * (put a *)
(00:04:17) Multani: 1
(00:04:17) Multani: ^^
(00:04:30) Viper_JorDan_23: asfd 1111
(00:05:01) Viper_JorDan_23: fail
(00:05:05) Multani: :))
(00:05:17) Multani: immer wieder schön anzusehen (always funny to watch)
(00:05:22) Viper_JorDan_23: fu
(00:05:25) Multani: :P
(00:05:34) Viper_JorDan_23: der bloctk mi (he blocks me)
(00:05:41) Multani: skill
(00:08:28) Multani: fc eagles rams? :O
(00:08:42) Viper_JorDan_23: !
(00:08:45) Multani: ^^
(00:09:52) Viper_JorDan_23: **** 11
(00:09:55) Viper_JorDan_23: mein tee wird kalt (my tea gets cold)
(00:09:56) Viper_JorDan_23: sux
(00:10:00) Multani: ^^
(00:10:11) Viper_JorDan_23: boah das sux jetzt echt (this really sucks)
(00:10:21) Multani: trink halt schnell (drink fast)
(00:10:30) Viper_JorDan_23: brauch aber das essen daz (I need food too)
(00:10:31) Viper_JorDan_23: u
(00:10:37) Multani: :S
(00:10:50) Ryuzaki: keine kaserne? (no barracks?)
(00:11:03) <All>Viper_JorDan_23: versteck sie (I hide it)
(00:11:18) Ryuzaki advanced to the Feudal Age.
(00:11:19) Ryuzaki: aber irgendwie kein drush (But no drush?)
(00:11:30) <All>Viper_JorDan_23: wieso den auch (why should I?)
(00:11:40) Viper_JorDan_23 advanced to the Feudal Age.
(00:13:37) Viper_JorDan_23: du sicher auch voll im wm fieber so wie ich dich kenn (you have WM-fever if I know you correctly)
(00:13:52) Multani: ^^
(00:14:15) Multani: macht etwa boom :( (do a boom)
(00:14:22) Viper_JorDan_23: y
(00:14:37) Multani: das dauert ja ewig von wegen essen und so :D (that will take long, food and so)
(00:15:11) Viper_JorDan_23 advanced to the Castle Age.
(00:16:24) Viper_JorDan_23: was werdn das so laggen 11 (who laggs)
(00:16:37) Multani: ^^
(00:16:56) Viper_JorDan_23: hör auf zum laggen muli (stop lagging Multani)
(00:16:59) Multani: 111
(00:17:27) Multani: <--- ping 10 und du ping 400 ? :D (me ping 10 and you ping 400?)
(00:17:51) Viper_JorDan_23: ok nächstes mal boot (next time I'll boot you)
(00:17:56) Multani: 111
(00:18:18) Multani: wollte fast own sehen (I wanted to see a fast game)
(00:18:25) Multani: und nicht boom dir den arsch ab (but you are booming)
(00:18:27) Multani: :(
(00:18:41) Viper_JorDan_23: glaubst ich zeig meine strat wenn du zuschaust (do you think I will show my strategy while you are watching?)
(00:18:48) Multani: ^^
(00:18:56) Multani: gibt doch eh recs? :S (there are always the recs)
(00:19:30) Viper_JorDan_23: es gehtums prinzip (is about the way)
(00:19:36) Multani: k^^
(00:20:35) Multani: seh ich da eine rote sonne bei jordi? :S (do I see a red sun in your back)
(00:20:49) Viper_JorDan_23: sagt der lagger (says the lagger)
(00:21:10) Multani: pfff
(00:21:46) Multani: is er noch feudal?^^ (is he still feudal)
(00:21:53) Ryuzaki: confused
(00:21:56) Viper_JorDan_23: y
(00:22:07) Viper_JorDan_23: raegan wär noch net mal feudal (reagan would not be feudal yet)
(00:22:14) Multani: ^^
(00:22:55) Multani: machst reagan nur schlecht weils der einzige ist gegen den ich (you talk bad about reagan , because he is the only one worse than me?)
(00:23:00) Multani: gewinne? :(
(00:23:14) Viper_JorDan_23: y
(00:23:51) Viper_JorDan_23: wie kann man nur vs dich verlieren (how can somebody loose against you?)
(00:24:01) Ryuzaki advanced to the Castle Age.
(00:24:12) Multani: frag reagan! (ask reagan!)
(00:24:29) Viper_JorDan_23: psh sonst mach ich meinen trick (or I do my trick)
(00:24:37) Multani: 111
(00:25:05) Multani: scade das sieg eroberung ist (sad that the victory condition is conquest)
(00:25:12) Viper_JorDan_23: 1
(00:25:14) Multani: sonst hätteste gleich essen gehen können xd (else you could go eating)
(00:25:14) Viper_JorDan_23: 1111
(00:25:27) Viper_JorDan_23: jup ^^ (yes)
(00:27:08) Multani: vielleicht gut das du keine spain hast! (good that you don't have Spain!)
(00:27:20) Viper_JorDan_23: das sux man (that sucks)
(00:27:46) Viper_JorDan_23: wollte spain :8 (I wanted Spain)
(00:27:52) Multani: :P
(00:27:59) Viper_JorDan_23 advanced to the Imperial Age.
(00:28:47) Multani: das wird max slow own^^ (this is freaking slow)
(00:28:57) Viper_JorDan_23: ich weiß garnet 11 (I don't know)
(00:29:52) Multani: naja würd sagen ein normaler reagan (that is a normal reagan flush)
(00:29:56) Multani: min 30 attacke (minuet 30 attack)
(00:30:16) Viper_JorDan_23: eher muili flsuh (no more like a Multani flush)
(00:30:23) Multani: nah
(00:30:39) Viper_JorDan_23: würd schon sagen (I would say that)
(00:30:45) Multani: aber nur du! (but you)
(00:31:34) Viper_JorDan_23: owned by wolf
(00:31:46) Viper_JorDan_23: muahaha
(00:32:11) Multani: darf dir ja keine tipps geben :S (I can't give you advice)
(00:32:17) Multani: sonst gibts aw (else he gets aw)
(00:32:37) Viper_JorDan_23: y
(00:32:41) Viper_JorDan_23: also klappe (so shut up)
(00:34:59) Ryuzaki: dam
(00:38:19) Viper_JorDan_23: werd ich mit dir auch noch einma machen umli (I'm going to do the same thing to you)
(00:38:21) Ryuzaki: verdamt
(00:38:28) Multani: 9
(00:38:37) Multani: jz macht er auch plänkler (now he is also making skirmisher)
(00:38:40) Multani: :S
(00:39:09) Multani: bringst den armen leuten falsche strategien bei^^ (you tell the noobs wrong strategies)
(00:39:19) Viper_JorDan_23: 11111
(00:39:27) Viper_JorDan_23: ich post ja immer brav recs (I post always records)
(00:39:33) Multani: xd
(00:39:55) Multani: ok hast wenigstens 2 pieken (you have at least 2 spears)
(00:40:02) Multani: dann ist es nicht ganz so fial (so is not a total fail)
(00:40:04) Multani: fail
(00:40:04) Multani: 111
(00:40:09) Viper_JorDan_23: 1
(00:40:36) <All>Ryuzaki: gg
(00:40:41) <All>Viper_JorDan_23: gg

 

[[EIF]BokiSergy]

so cool and fun game, ty for share

 

[nC_raegan]

I remember the game with Jordis fwd fail, he would kill me if I post it here :lol:

 

[Amantaevic]

hehe hahahaha

 

[8th wonder]

fck i played that tournament too, but i didnt know taht thr was looser bracket :@@

 

[_MariaN_]

I don't think so... this was WM tournament, I think you played TDTW...

 

[Jordan_23]

I remember the game with Jordis fwd fail, he would kill me if I post it here :lol:

That would be np for me! I dont even remember that game.

@_MariaN_: Its just a game. No need of nervousness.


I can barely remember this game. Gonna watch !

 

[nC_eru_]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jordi
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[nC_raegan]

From Jordi's own request(!):

 

[BuzZ_Quiller]

1111, gg marian

 

[Kuzco]

its just germany 11

 

[ferencziffra]

rofl, best game ever! gj, Jordi!