- Jul 4, 2019
Ever tried to teach a penguin to fly?
I have decided that paying thousands of dollars for GL coaching is not in the budget. In fact, to be quite honest, the budget was lost. If someone finds it, please return it. It was recently signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.
Now, at this point in the universe at this specific relative location, it's possible to "coach," one of the best rising stars from the 1790-1808 elo range.
I am currently accepting applications. I have a nice microphone and am happy to have my games eviscerated for content.
player strengths: Generally good idle/civ awareness, tendency for honking.
weaknesses: doesn't know how to scrush or do straight archer/m@a archer builds. Realistically a 1650-1750 open map player, provided doucheing is involved.
Serious and not as serious inquiries welcome.