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Most streams ban them but thanks to Memb for letting me post these shitty copy pastas in his stream. I wanted to write for all players in KOTD4 but didn't know them well enough. I hope people familiar with these players can add their own to this thread. This could be like an Aoe2 copy pasta thread.
Except one or two, the rest are not so funny but i will still add them below in the hope a future more evolved memer can make them funnier. Many of these need to be made more concise. So feel free to do so.
* I really like all Aoe2 pros and casters, so i hope no one bans me on twitch
* I edited some edgy parts out before posting them to avoid drama
* Over-usage will get copy pastas banned altogether
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LIEREYY
Vasco “Liereyy” Cardenas is a Peruvian professional Dota 2 player who also plays AoE 2 as a hobby for the South American team Angels of Medellin (AM). He graduated from University of Lima with a degree in micro - economics with a grade of 9/10. He doesn’t like it when people confuse his country’s flag for Latvia or Austria.
Sundar “Liereyy” Raman is an Indian Aoe2 player from Chennai, India who plays for All-in Madras (AM). He works as a junior software engineer on weekdays and streams once a month on twitch. His parents want him to stop playing video games and remove “Age of Empires player” from his matrimony.com profile. He hopes his future wife by arranged marriage will let him play Aoe2.
HERA
Jorge “Hera” Alvarez is a professional Aoe2 player from Cordoba, Argentina who plays for the South American team Angels of Medellin (AM). Many mistake him as Canadian due to his non-controversial personality and excessive politeness. He credits his mods aoebae94 and ProjectFlanders for making sure he never gets involved in any drama.
DAUT
Gerosthenes “DauT” Oikodomos is a professional AoE player from Athens, Greece. He was enrolled in the Master of Fortifications and Stone masonry course at the prestigious University of Alexandria but had to drop out after completing 99% of the course. He has two gold medals in chariot racing and horse archery in 708 B.C., Olympic games.
VIPER
Kumar “Viper” Sabapathy is professional Indian Aoe4 player who now lives in Leipzig, Germany. He mistakenly signed up for KOTD4 thinking it was an Aoe4 event. He has won a model immigrant award from Leipzig city government for donating 50% of his income for the city’s restaurant industry.
Bui “Viper” Than Nhan is a professional Vietnamese Aoe4 player. He is a cousin of the more famous Aoe2 player "Toplo". He recently became a billionaire when his tech startup that lets gamers order takeout food ingame without pausing was acquired by Facebook. He owns a private island in Hawaii next to his new best friend Mark Zuckerberg.
Lars “Viper” Nielsson is a professional Aoe4 player from Sweden. Considered a GOAT in Aoe4 he has recently started playing Aoe2 to raise awareness about endangered RTS games. He stays fit by using the stairs in his apartment instead of the elevator to receive takeout food.
MbL
Mohammed bin Laghmani (MbL) is a Jordanian professional Aoe2 player who plays for Al-Mujazzal esports (AM). He runs Jordan’s first rescue sanctuary for pigs and farm animals. He is vegan.
Minbo Li (MbL) is a professional Aoe2 player from Shenzhen, China. He works fulltime for Tencent in its self-driving cars division. He credits ancient Chinese meditation for his calm, cool and confident personality. He hopes to increase his social credit by winning KOTD4.
JORDAN
Ashish “Jordan” Singh is an Indian Age of Empires 2 player from Gujarat who plays for the team Gujarat Lions (GL). He works part-time as a fitness model. He believes the earth is flat after watching a conspiracy video on YouTube.
Except one or two, the rest are not so funny but i will still add them below in the hope a future more evolved memer can make them funnier. Many of these need to be made more concise. So feel free to do so.
* I really like all Aoe2 pros and casters, so i hope no one bans me on twitch
* I edited some edgy parts out before posting them to avoid drama
* Over-usage will get copy pastas banned altogether
****************************************************************************************************
LIEREYY
Vasco “Liereyy” Cardenas is a Peruvian professional Dota 2 player who also plays AoE 2 as a hobby for the South American team Angels of Medellin (AM). He graduated from University of Lima with a degree in micro - economics with a grade of 9/10. He doesn’t like it when people confuse his country’s flag for Latvia or Austria.
Sundar “Liereyy” Raman is an Indian Aoe2 player from Chennai, India who plays for All-in Madras (AM). He works as a junior software engineer on weekdays and streams once a month on twitch. His parents want him to stop playing video games and remove “Age of Empires player” from his matrimony.com profile. He hopes his future wife by arranged marriage will let him play Aoe2.
HERA
Jorge “Hera” Alvarez is a professional Aoe2 player from Cordoba, Argentina who plays for the South American team Angels of Medellin (AM). Many mistake him as Canadian due to his non-controversial personality and excessive politeness. He credits his mods aoebae94 and ProjectFlanders for making sure he never gets involved in any drama.
DAUT
Gerosthenes “DauT” Oikodomos is a professional AoE player from Athens, Greece. He was enrolled in the Master of Fortifications and Stone masonry course at the prestigious University of Alexandria but had to drop out after completing 99% of the course. He has two gold medals in chariot racing and horse archery in 708 B.C., Olympic games.
VIPER
Kumar “Viper” Sabapathy is professional Indian Aoe4 player who now lives in Leipzig, Germany. He mistakenly signed up for KOTD4 thinking it was an Aoe4 event. He has won a model immigrant award from Leipzig city government for donating 50% of his income for the city’s restaurant industry.
Bui “Viper” Than Nhan is a professional Vietnamese Aoe4 player. He is a cousin of the more famous Aoe2 player "Toplo". He recently became a billionaire when his tech startup that lets gamers order takeout food ingame without pausing was acquired by Facebook. He owns a private island in Hawaii next to his new best friend Mark Zuckerberg.
Lars “Viper” Nielsson is a professional Aoe4 player from Sweden. Considered a GOAT in Aoe4 he has recently started playing Aoe2 to raise awareness about endangered RTS games. He stays fit by using the stairs in his apartment instead of the elevator to receive takeout food.
MbL
Mohammed bin Laghmani (MbL) is a Jordanian professional Aoe2 player who plays for Al-Mujazzal esports (AM). He runs Jordan’s first rescue sanctuary for pigs and farm animals. He is vegan.
Minbo Li (MbL) is a professional Aoe2 player from Shenzhen, China. He works fulltime for Tencent in its self-driving cars division. He credits ancient Chinese meditation for his calm, cool and confident personality. He hopes to increase his social credit by winning KOTD4.
JORDAN
Ashish “Jordan” Singh is an Indian Age of Empires 2 player from Gujarat who plays for the team Gujarat Lions (GL). He works part-time as a fitness model. He believes the earth is flat after watching a conspiracy video on YouTube.
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